Because sometimes a laugh is the best cure ...
"Doctor, can I bathe with diarrhea?" "If you have enough, you can even dive!"
"Doctor, I have a terrible diarrhea." "Did you try with a lemon?" "Sure, but as soon as I take it off again!"
Doctor, can I eat rice with diarrhea? If you like it ....
The gynecologist to the patient:
- Should you have a prenatal visit?
- The patient: No, before Easter, I give birth in April!
Do you know what a radiologist's car is? - The Astra !!!
Doctor, have you seen the results of my analysis?
- Yes sure...
- Then? What do you say? is it serious?
- Well, look: he just has to be careful where he puts his right foot.
- The right foot? And why?
- Because the accident already has it in the pit.
A dietician prescribes a slimming cure for a woman, warning her that she hides some side effects.
After a few days the woman returns to her studio:
- Doctor, the diet is certainly effective, in fact I have already lost three kilos, but it makes me very nervous, you think that yesterday I bit my husband's ear!
- Madam, there is nothing to worry about, one ear will be yes and no fifty calories ...
The patient to the doctor:
- Doctor, you must have been wrong. I asked her something about itching, not a tonic!
- But, dear Lord, he needs energy for scratching !!!
Doctor, what are the mushrooms you can eat?
All, without distinction. But some only once ...
A gentleman asks a policeman:
- Excuse me, how can I get to the hospital?
The policeman replies:
"Look there, go straight to that bus, and it's certain that he'll arrive at the hospital in just a few minutes."
